THE RAREST T4WD IS FOR SALE !

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....The Multi-nation Space Station has reported a celestial phenomenon !
A very special salesman, long rumored to have been sighted in many 7-11 stores working the midnight shift, has now actually relocated to the Moon ! ! ! He has tired of selling Super Slushes, half-pint Everclear, and dried-out sausages. The many tabloid reports of his lunar location are now correct!
And - he is selling his personal, much-loved, Tercel 4WD Wagon! He has heretofore been associated only with Cadillacs of unusual hues (or with long-lost autographed Harleys). This newest confirmed sighting PROVES that the King actually had (some) taste!
I would imagine that he is parting with this T4WD only after heart-felt soul-searching (and a need to finance some more - umm - pharmaceuticals...).
Rumors do persist that he would be inclined to favor offers sweetened with multiple peanut butter & banana lard-fried sandwiches or some 'ludes, although The King strongly disavows the latter (wink-wink).
Anyway - this is being offered for one day only - the fortunate winner (with help from Mr. Scott) will be able to beam the T4WD down, although it will only "reassemble" at its spiritual home, Graceland, so that is where it can be collected.

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REMEMBER - Don't Be Cruel with any remarks...
THE SALE IS FINAL - No Return To Sender...
As He always said...
"Thenk Yew - Thenk Yew Verra Much !"

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Well - it sold!
The final price was, quite naturally, astronomically high, but given the provenance...
Anyway, all that can be revealed is that a MAJOR Hollywood studio purchased it. Its intent, given the astounding success of the Sunshine Cleaning film (its first weekend had a higher gross than any of the Potter films!), is to have a film ready by next April First.
Much of the success of the Sunshine film, as reported by none other than Variety and The Wall Street Journal, is due to the hordes of car enthusiasts of all kinds who have been filling the seats for every performance and cheering and "bravoing" whenever the Wagon is on screen. A number of theaters have had to have EMS personnel on duty, as many overwrought viewers have been reportedly been overcome with emotion and gnashed their teeth, rent their garments, and wept copiously..
Such enthusiasm for automobile sequences has not been seen since Ronin and Bullitt! Some theaters have had to limit the number of visits by a person in a single day, to allow others admittance.
Also, a rumor on TMZ (a syndicated movie star-sighting TV show) is that the upcoming film will require many other Tercel Wagons for several massed Wagon sequences, so "extras" will be needed; I will pass on information as it is revealed. TMZ also said the studio swore that none of the Wagons will be harmed in the filming.
We shall see.
In the meantime, just look up at the Moon and KNOW that its bigger smile was brought on by a Tercel Wagon!

P.S. Another rumor, seen on an MTV news show, is that some (hopefully not all) of the soundtrack will be laid down by the hot new boy-band rappers, now touring New England - the AlbinoBoyzInDaHood group, fresh from success at a standing-room only concert in Wellesley.
Again, we shall see...

[takza]

Could you send me some of that stuff? Did you get it from terceldude?

So the T4WD is going to be famous? Might happen if some of these lazy whatevers on here would get out and do an Evil Kneivel with their wagons and JUMP STUFF? Watch them old Burt Reynolds films if you need to know how to drive....flip off a few cops and have at it.....