why do we park on drive ways and drive on parkways?
does the guy inside the Mickey Mouse suit smile during pictures?
why is there braille on the drive-up ATM?
where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'?
what was the best thing before sliced bread?
why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
why isn't there mouse flavored cat-food?
who is the 'no dogs allowed, seeing eye-dogs permitted' sign for?
In pharmacies, why do they make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store for prescriptions but the healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front?
why is the guy that invests all of your money called a 'broker'?
if you were to choke a Smurf, what color would it turn?
why is there no name for the top of our feet?
if a cow laughs does milk come out of it's nose?
what is another word for thesaurus?
if a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar, do you believe him?
did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
what color hair do they put down on your drivers license if you are bald?
how much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?
if Barbie was so popular then why did you have to buy her friends?
what is the speed of dark?
if a deaf person swears does his mother wash his hands?
why do doctors call what they do 'practice'?
what do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
if a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?
when cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
if corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
if the no.2 pencil is still the most popular then why is it still no.2?
and does it bother you when you pull into the LA airport the first thing you see is a huge sign that says LAX?