" OK - so these three blondes were out for a drive in the Bentley and right in front of the Casino in Monaco..."
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TRUE story !
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"Oh, do not ask, 'What is it?' Let us go and make our visit."
T.S. Eliot - "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"
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"Now and then we had a hope that, if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates."
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Second "Blondes-In-Bentley-In-Monaco Joke..."
Q. "So - why couldn't the three blondes in a convertible Bentley get out of the car?"
A. "Because the doors were blocked..."
Tom M.
Q. "So - why couldn't the three blondes in a convertible Bentley get out of the car?"
A. "Because the doors were blocked..."
Tom M.
T4WD augury?
"Oh, do not ask, 'What is it?' Let us go and make our visit."
T.S. Eliot - "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"
"Now and then we had a hope that, if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates."
Mark Twain
"Oh, do not ask, 'What is it?' Let us go and make our visit."
T.S. Eliot - "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"
"Now and then we had a hope that, if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates."
Mark Twain
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Saw this on the news the other day. The sad part is these stupid hoes probbably won't bear any responsibility. I guess it's true the world over that the better a woman looks, the less she must provide for herself. Ironically this makes the gender suffer in the end.
My sister, who is blonde but does pay her own way ore or less, has a shirt that says "Naturally Blonde - Please Speak Slowly". Funny thing is that some people comply.
My sister, who is blonde but does pay her own way ore or less, has a shirt that says "Naturally Blonde - Please Speak Slowly". Funny thing is that some people comply.
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