found this while looking for a turbo kit

[Jahmez]

OK, here it is... This is what we all need to make our tercels a little faster!

http://www.yourhotcar.com/prod/TurboTip ... ip/533190/

hahahahahaha!

[splatterdog]

Add it to all the other "bolt on's" and you will have 1000hp and might even produce your own fuel!

Just what every fart cannon needs......

[ARCHINSTL]

Heyyy - -
It's made from "...air craft grade stainless steel material..." !
In my day, the hot marketing phrase was "triple-chrome plated". I think the whole J.C. Whitney catalog was "TCP."

And I note if you have dual exhausts, you can buy two of these - guess your Civic or Paseo can have twin turbos, huh?
Tom M.

[takza]

I have 2 deer whistles on the front of my truck (on sale)...sometimes the deer stand by the side of the road waving checkered flags...not sure where they get them....the deer dispensary?

[Neu]

If this was 5 or 10 bucks I'd buy one and put it on a friends car without their knowing...

[Jahmez]

I'd most definitely put one on just to lmao every time I revved the motor. I'm a comedy fan, all I need is this turbo tip and a plywood spoiler with a REAL coffee can for exhaust... I think I'd have to go with Senior Juan Valdez for that. After all was said and done I'd write GO USA on the back window with finger paints I stole from daycare.

PEACE!

[splatterdog]

A couple years ago there was a guy in my town with a similar sense of humor.

He had a Camry with a large plywood wing and hood scoop.

[takza]

A guy around here drove an old Chevette with a BIG semi-truck muffler welded vertically on the back...trying to outdo the ricers I guess.

[Jahmez]

That reminds me of a friend who told me that his first car was a 'Vette, later I learned that it wasn't a Corvette, it was a Chevette. BIG difference.

[ARCHINSTL]

Jahmez -
HAW on the 'Vette anecdote!
That reminded me of an employee, who years ago would find a way to drop in a remark about "my Porsche" in conversations to customers. They would look at me and wonder how some 20-year old who worked in a bicycle store could afford a Porsche and figured that I paid really bigga bucks.
Whenever we heard him make the remark, we always asked "Hey, Mark, how's that 914 doing?" and his face would get red. Every now and then someone would know what a 914 was and laugh.
Incidentally, it was a 914-4 and not a 914-6, which latter I think P-people recognize as a "real" Porsche - kind of...
Tom M.

[terceldude]

If this was 5 or 10 bucks I'd buy one and put it on a friends car without their knowing...

Omg, I can see it now!