A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.
OMFG! SHE HAS PMS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *explosions and screams*
I'd like to verify this with those who have some REAL experience.
"fools rush in....where angels fear to tread..."
Give a boy a gun-give a biatch a cell phone-and pretty soon you almost got yourself a police state.
Orwell said: War is peace! Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength...
A while back, while looking through the Sportsman's Guide catalog (for those not familiar, its one of those wonderfully crappy outdoor gear warehouses) and they had a bunch of paintball equipment. They had a few of those full face paintball masks, the ones with the goggles built in, and one was titled, I kid you not "The PMS action mask" . PMS was the brand name, "action mask" was the product, I can't believe no one caught that one! I wish I had saved the ad.
Back when we were have a problem with ventilation in our welding department, I saw an ad for a company that sells fans with a blade diameter of around 15' called "Big Ass Fans". Their logo includes a picture of the south end of a north bound donkey.
You should have see the sales woman that sold us one.
takza wrote:Hey! Two fools in 1 forum. Who would have thunk it.
I like the Sportsman's Guide cats...even buy something now and then. USUALLY...good quality at decent prices. Unlike say Cabela's?
You know they have there warehouse up here? Its great fun to go there and rummage through all the weird stuff, they get stranger stuff there than they put in the cat's. I loved it when they used to sell de-milled RPG's and machine guns. I've had both good and bad experiences with Cabela's, they are consistently over priced though. I loved the cabela's brand gore tex silent stalk (it’s like a quiet fleece outer layer) rain gear I got, they are one of the few places that carries this type of rain gear in tall sizes. Unfortunately mice got at them and turned my $400 set of barely used rain gear into a nice comfy nest (I keep being reminded of why I hate mice, as if having to pull my entire dash apart wasn’t enough to make me go on a psychotic mouse-murdering rampage ).
. PMS was the brand name, "action mask" was the product, I can't believe no one caught that one! I wish I had saved the ad.
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