Are you
serious? Stupid service manual only showed one plug! I can probably get the socket on that. Right now I only have a deep impact socket (also I just remembered I do indeed have an impact gun--DUH) in that size. What I was planning to do for leverage was make this

And then use a knee to drive it, which is what I had to do on the rear diff plug. However, I'm putting the impact gun on it now that I remember I have it. I haven't mangled a fastener with the impact gun. On the subject of tools, I'd also like to share some pictures of the Toyota double-hex tool for their modern head bolts (it's not tri-square, it's two hexagons, I swear) if I can remember. It's pretty...proprietary, I guess. Apparently they don't want people rebuilding their engines themselves.
I'm probably going to run a hose left over from making hoses for the transmission cooler on my car and shove one end into the plug through the shifter hole and shove a funnel in the other end and fill from the comforts and amenities that only a filthy '85 Toyota can provide, and just make someone watch it from below or something.
I still need to get an exhaust gasket for the manifold-to-downpipe connection, so I might still grab a new drain plug anyway. It's only $3 and the hex cap is nice and tall. Maybe I can paint it red, for the horsepower
(I have to admit, modern Toyotas have spoiled me. This is the cheapest plug design I have seen: no flange and hardly any height on the hex cap. Also, pretty much all modern Toyota bolts are flanged and not coupled with stacks of captive washers, so the Tercels are really weird to me).
Can I seal the differential cover with some RTV, rather than a gasket? I'm not used to using a big rubber thing for these, nor am I used to the cover being on the other side. It's definitely seeping and as you've noticed, I hate seeping.
Also, the oil that came out of the diff was really glittery and there was a mountain of metal powder on the drain plug. I don't think it's been changed in about 200k miles, so I am really hoping it won't immediately making a noise when I drive it tomorrow.