"Post Whore
A post whore is somebody who posts mostly meaningless messages consisting of one word or just emoticons. They have an unsaid ability to magically appear in any thread at any given time to add crucial arguements to the debate at hand. These said crucial arguements include ground-breaking conjectures such as "what," "oh," or a curiously little smilie who is blue, and yet neither happy nor sad."
"Post Whore
1. Someone who posts on an online forum just for the sake of posting. He or she doesn't have to have any relevant or complete thought to post. As long as the post count goes up, he or she is happy."
"post whore
One who spends countless hours posting mindeless drivel and BBS' and message boards. Their posts usually contain 1 word or an emoticon.
Also known as whoring and 6ing."
"post whore
a person who spends alot of time posting on a message board so much thier name is all over it"
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"Post Turtle
A turtle balanced on top of a fence post
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid guy get down.""
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IMO.........
I probably qualify in the last category of post whores....I do post too much.
On the other hand...the density of information in my posts might be a little greater than in some others....except for my sometimes lame attempts at jokes.
I do need to get on with some other more pressing endeavors...so I'm going to try to refrain from posting so much and let you post turtles catch up some.....
Of course...any post turtles on this list are in very good company......?
I was just joking man. To tell the truth, I think you are the most valuable member on here. I truly enjoy reading your posts and have learned lost of info from you. B)