Jokes

arbskynxnex · Post by **arbskynxnex** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 10:39 pm

How did Captain Hook meet his death?
Jock itch.

Did you hear about the leper who got in a car wreck?
Left his foot on the accelerator.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.

How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
Fill up the gas tank.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.

Baldy · Post by **Baldy** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:25 pm

While sitting down, lift your right foot off the floor and make CLOCKWISE circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it.
Try it, it'll drive you nuts!

icE · Post by **icE** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:45 pm

^ rofl i tried and its crazy hard!

Typrus · Post by **Typrus** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:47 pm

I mastered preventing this anomoly about a year ago. Just takes a good deal of coordination.

takza · Post by **takza** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:09 pm

Diabolical........ :unsure:

Baldy · Post by **Baldy** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 1:02 pm

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag?

A: One is white, made of plastic and should be kept away from children... The other one is for putting groceries in! :rolleyes:

arbskynxnex · Post by **arbskynxnex** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:31 am

It drove me nuts...

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhart have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.

How can you tell when you pass an elephant?
You can't close the toilet lid.

Why did the blonde climb the chain link fence?
So she could see what was on the other side.

Why are elephants gray?
So you can tell them apart from canaries.

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.