How did Captain Hook meet his death?
Jock itch.
Did you hear about the leper who got in a car wreck?
Left his foot on the accelerator.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
Fill up the gas tank.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Jokes
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I mastered preventing this anomoly about a year ago. Just takes a good deal of coordination.
RIP 10-07- 1984 Toyota Tercel SR5 4wd Wagen 6 speed
RIP 04-05- 1986 Toyota Tercel SR5 4wd Wagen 6 speed
1st Terc- 1987 Tercel SR5 4wd Wagon 6-speed, Sadly cubed
1985 Tercel Standard 4wd Wagon w/ 3-speed auto, Living a happy life in Boulder last I knew
RIP 04-05- 1986 Toyota Tercel SR5 4wd Wagen 6 speed
1st Terc- 1987 Tercel SR5 4wd Wagon 6-speed, Sadly cubed
1985 Tercel Standard 4wd Wagon w/ 3-speed auto, Living a happy life in Boulder last I knew
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It drove me nuts...
What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhart have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
How can you tell when you pass an elephant?
You can't close the toilet lid.
Why did the blonde climb the chain link fence?
So she could see what was on the other side.
Why are elephants gray?
So you can tell them apart from canaries.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhart have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
How can you tell when you pass an elephant?
You can't close the toilet lid.
Why did the blonde climb the chain link fence?
So she could see what was on the other side.
Why are elephants gray?
So you can tell them apart from canaries.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Pandas: Eats, shoots and leaves.